"what kind of person would do this?"
"only one kind."
"whoever this person is,"
"he has played world of warcraft for every hour of every day for the past year and a half."
"gentlemen,"
"we're dealing here with someone who ... has absolutely
no life."
"......"
"
how do you kill that which has no life?"
-------------------"oh crap! it's that guy again."
"who is this?"
"this is the guy who kept killing us last night after you went to bed."
"get out of here asshole!"
"he's way higher level than us, it isn't fair."
"it's alright, he can't kill us, unless we agree to duel."
*kills kenny*
"
oh my god, he killed kenny!"
"
you bastard!"
-------------------"randy, you working on that sediment analysis?"
"not now, nelson. i just joined a big party of knight elves and we're gonna explore the tower bizore together."
"......"
"is that a computer game?"
"no R-tard, it's an MMORPG. these are real people i'm playing with. see? i'm a hunter level two. i can chat with all these other people, i can even wave to this guy, see? hello.
in the outside world, i'm a simple geologist. but in here, i am falcon, defender of the alliance.i brave the fargo deep mind, defeated the blood fish that jerus landed in ... "
*gets stabbed by crazy player*
"......."
"hmmm, looks like that guy just killed you."
"what? why? WHY?"
-------------------"alright, login tonight from your computer, at precisely 730. we'll meet here, at the elven forest on the plains near westfall. my friends, to victory!"
"to victory!"
"......"
"i don't play world of warcraft."
"......"
"butters, you said you're on the computer all the time."
"yeah, but i'm playing hello kitty island adventure."
"butters, go buy world of warcraft, install it on your computer and join the online sensation before we all murder you."
"oh, oh alright then."
-------------------
"looks like this is the end of the world... of warcraft."